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Is anyone else having a fun time with all the sweet ripe fruits of summer? Have you taken the time to get naked and eat some watermelon in the backyard while the juices drip over your body? Have you gone shopping at the farmers market and gotten turned on by all the phallic vegetables?
I know I am not the only one this has happened to, because I saw you handling that cucumber, your face flushed, your fingers wrapped around it like you wanted to control it. I saw the way you leaned against the display case, pressing your hard cock into it. You were so lost in the moment you didn’t even feel me brush against you- you only noticed me when I leaned really close and whispered in your ear that I thought it looked exactly perfect. I knew I was right by the deepening shade of red on your cheeks, and the way you startled, and licked your lips….
Next time I will carry my business cards with me, but until then, my number is 1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 01912465

Give me a call, baby- especially if it is your first time…I’ll be gentle….

XO
Kerrie